At this point, Donald Trump’s White House has a turnover rate of a White Castle.
Rex Tillerson, a now-former Secretary of State, is a latest competitor for that Summer Jam screen, following a whole jester march of perpetual existence TV stars, utter asshats who clearly never review The 48 Laws of Power and one communications executive who had a whole ruin of a lot of intensity though didn’t even final prolonged adequate to get a full check (Scaramucci, we frequency knew ye).
It’s fundamentally a garland of goons who were expected publicly opposite to open aid, though who are now keying in that bi-monthly formula to collect those stagnation checks.
… WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE! IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNING!
— Ziwe (@ziwe) March 13, 2018
Working While Black
As of press time, we don’t know accurately since Tillerson was fired, and a orator pronounced Tillerson didn’t pronounce to Trump directly and entirely intend to stay in his job. Which is something you’ve substantially listened if you’re Black and an robust operative person.
Honestly, how many of we showed adult to work for business as usual, usually to get dragged aside before we can punch in and get shown a door? It happened to me for a initial time when we was 17 and operative during a grocery store furnish department.
The dialect conduct pronounced he canned me (after 3 weeks!) since we was “unfocused,” when a dialect head’s son would spend each one of my shifts articulate my ear off instead of indeed working. It was my initial – and positively not final – ambience of WWB (Working While Black).
Fired Via Twitter? Bruh
But during slightest dude gave me a pleasantness of pulling me aside to speak to me himself; Tillerson allegedly found out he was dismissed during a same time as 49 million Twitter supporters when your white husband’s mama’s favorite trainer dismissed off a twitter early Monday morning:
Mike Pompeo, Director of a CIA, will turn a new Secretary of State. He will do a illusory job! Thank we to Rex Tillerson for his service! Gina Haspel will turn a new Director of a CIA, and a initial lady so chosen. Congratulations to all!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 13, 2018
Trump pulled some fool shit that each book on handling people advises opposite in section one, page one, divide one. Using Twitter to let an worker know that they no longer have a pursuit is a veteran homogeneous of Berger violation adult with Carrie around a Post-It note in deteriorate 6 of Sex and a City.
Old bastards like Tillerson, 65, aren’t as expected as immature people to glow adult Twitter during their morning constitution, so I’ll gamble he got a bad news during some indicate between ironing his tighty whities and perplexing to figure out if he could get his daily Starbucks soy butterscotch latte while on his central revisit to Nigeria.
White Privilege is a Helluva Drug
Trump is like your normal white lady in tip management: She smiles during we with her tip and bottom rows and delivers one of those nasally “good morninggggg” greetings when we travel in a office, meaningful full good that your contemptible Black donkey will have your badge and email entrance revoked before lunch. Next thing we know, her doorway is conveniently sealed as you’re being hustled out a doorway by confidence with a card box full of your belongings.
As is mostly a box with sleek white bosses, a law behind your banishment isn’t always transparent during first, though always comes to light during some point: I’m certain it’s no fluke that Tillerson mislaid his gig within 24 hours of publicly saying that he believed Russia was behind a poisoning of a former spy in a United Kingdom. Since we know that Russia’s trainer Vladimir Putin has his palm resolutely ensconced in Trump’s ass, Kermit a Frog style, Tillerson’s stop should warn no one.
It’s easy to assume that Tillerson is usually like a rest of us and held a bad mangle from a shitty boss. Until we remember that Tillerson allegedly called Trump a f—ing moron months ago and kept his gig, happened to be really shitty during his job for a 17 seconds he had it, and as former CEO of Exxon, is hopelessly abounding and doesn’t need a damn job. Talk about a beauty of white privilege.
On second thought, to ruin with Trump and Tillerson.
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