BY THE PUBLISHER OF BOING BOING, A DIRECTORY OF WONDERFUL THINGS
A notional honour spins a Happy Mutant essence and congests a Happy Mutant heart. We are people, joined by a common trail of evolution. Beyond that, we have art. Some, maybe not even that.
Ice cream is a provide for many Happy Mutants, and to offer that ice cream we contingency have a scoop, or a vast nonetheless really clever spoon. Bowls would also help, cones optional.
Our blog is created on WordPress, though it lives in a hearts of a mutant people — even those with a Jarvik 7.
There is no leisure in a brick farm; no law like John Law; and no assent where people chase on one another. There are no larger people than Happy Mutants, and so prolonged as we trust in sorcery there is zero we can't accomplish, even if pronounced sorcery resides in a immature girl’s heart.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, Jason L. Weisberger, Publisher of Boing Boing, by trait of a management vested in me by a other Boingers, and a publicly accessible Terms of Service, do hereby broadcast Jan 27, 2017, as Happy Mutants Day of Ice Cream, in sequence to applaud my birthday — and to inspire we to share some jpgs of lovable cats.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, we have hereunto set my DIGITAL SIGNATURE VIA DOCUSIGN this twenty-seventh day of January, in a twenty-eighth year of Boing Boing.